What am I doing? Oh yeah having no life.

that moment when you’re so bored with a new (mind, it’s old. got it from your grandmother) laptop you’re signing into everything and being bored n schtuffs 

flyingscotsman:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

(via pyladesthedrunk)

That awesome moment when you can’t sleep. And you decide to check ifunny. You send a couple pics to your boyfriend. Then decide to spam his phone. You sing “what makes you beautiful” send a couple other texts. Then start singing the F.U.N. song. This added up to about 70 texts. He’s asleep
He’s gonna hate me in the morning
#me trollsta #im eeeeviiiil

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cumanana:

jephry:

if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die

jesus

what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of

(via kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk)

dingoinnuendo:

do you ever really want to play sims but as soon as you make your family in create a sim you dont want to play anymore

(via nothingsobluehere)

that awkward moment when you’re in arcs in band and your band director forgets you still have your horn up and you standing there in pain thinking”i hate my life”

itisnotofimport:

going back to school and remembering it’s not actually acceptable to call your friends cuntrags in real life